{"product_id":"curse-like-a-witch-tee","title":"Curse Like A Witch Tee","description":"Embrace your inner sorceress with this wickedly clever “I Don’t Curse Like a Sailor, I Curse Like a Witch” t-shirt design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis striking black-and-white graphic features an ornate gothic frame dripping with dark magic: thorny vines twist around bubbling potion bottles, a classic pointed witch’s hat sits proudly at the center, and shadowy bats flutter through the misty background. Bold, smoky lettering declares the savage truth—because why settle for sailor-level swearing when you can hex with style and intention?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for the unapologetic witch, the sassy Wiccan, the Halloween enthusiast year-round, or anyone who loves a sharp, sarcastic comeback wrapped in enchanting vibes. Whether you’re brewing potions, casting spells, or just out here living your most cursed life, this tee lets everyone know your vocabulary comes with a cauldron and consequences.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nKey Features:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Unisex fit that’s comfortable for everyday wear or layering under your favorite cloak\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Durable print that withstands multiple washes without fading the magic\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Ideal gift for witches, pagans, goth girls, funny feminists, or your favorite foul-mouthed enchantress\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear it with pride. After all, some curses are just too elegant for mere profanity. ✨?‍♀️\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n(Pro tip: Pair it with combat boots, a crystal necklace, and zero regrets.)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e\n• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e\n• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.","brand":"Sage and Snarl","offers":[{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":47739033026798,"sku":"2104320_14973","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":47739033059566,"sku":"2104320_14974","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":47739033092334,"sku":"2104320_14975","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":47739033125102,"sku":"2104320_14976","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":47739033157870,"sku":"2104320_14977","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":47739033190638,"sku":"2104320_14978","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":47739033223406,"sku":"2104320_14979","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":47739033256174,"sku":"2104320_14980","price":36.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47739033288942,"sku":"2104320_11576","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47739033321710,"sku":"2104320_11577","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47739033354478,"sku":"2104320_11578","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47739033387246,"sku":"2104320_11579","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47739033420014,"sku":"2104320_11580","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47739033452782,"sku":"2104320_12650","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":47739033485550,"sku":"2104320_12651","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":47739033518318,"sku":"2104320_12652","price":36.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/9095\/8062\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-front-69ab0097a9fb9.jpg?v=1772814498","url":"https:\/\/www.sageandsnarl.com\/products\/curse-like-a-witch-tee","provider":"Sage and Snarl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}