Curse Like A Witch Tee
Ash / S
$20.50
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Embrace your inner sorceress with this wickedly clever “I Don’t Curse Like a Sailor, I Curse Like a Witch” t-shirt design.
This striking black-and-white graphic features an ornate gothic frame dripping with dark magic: thorny vines twist around bubbling potion bottles, a classic pointed witch’s hat sits proudly at the center, and shadowy bats flutter through the misty background. Bold, smoky lettering declares the savage truth—because why settle for sailor-level swearing when you can hex with style and intention?
Perfect for the unapologetic witch, the sassy Wiccan, the Halloween enthusiast year-round, or anyone who loves a sharp, sarcastic comeback wrapped in enchanting vibes. Whether you’re brewing potions, casting spells, or just out here living your most cursed life, this tee lets everyone know your vocabulary comes with a cauldron and consequences.
Key Features:
• Unisex fit that’s comfortable for everyday wear or layering under your favorite cloak
• Durable print that withstands multiple washes without fading the magic
• Ideal gift for witches, pagans, goth girls, funny feminists, or your favorite foul-mouthed enchantress
Wear it with pride. After all, some curses are just too elegant for mere profanity. ✨?♀️
(Pro tip: Pair it with combat boots, a crystal necklace, and zero regrets.)
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Curse Like A Witch Tee
$20.50
This striking black-and-white graphic features an ornate gothic frame dripping with dark magic: thorny vines twist around bubbling potion bottles, a classic pointed witch’s hat sits proudly at the center, and shadowy bats flutter through the misty background. Bold, smoky lettering declares the savage truth—because why settle for sailor-level swearing when you can hex with style and intention?
Perfect for the unapologetic witch, the sassy Wiccan, the Halloween enthusiast year-round, or anyone who loves a sharp, sarcastic comeback wrapped in enchanting vibes. Whether you’re brewing potions, casting spells, or just out here living your most cursed life, this tee lets everyone know your vocabulary comes with a cauldron and consequences.
Key Features:
• Unisex fit that’s comfortable for everyday wear or layering under your favorite cloak
• Durable print that withstands multiple washes without fading the magic
• Ideal gift for witches, pagans, goth girls, funny feminists, or your favorite foul-mouthed enchantress
Wear it with pride. After all, some curses are just too elegant for mere profanity. ✨?♀️
(Pro tip: Pair it with combat boots, a crystal necklace, and zero regrets.)
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.